Tom The Great

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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Hailing from the frigid north, where please and thank you's are part of our DNA. 

Give us a ring

Forget that, if you want to reach me, use the email form. It is considered rude to surprise introverts with an actual voice call. Even email is barely acceptable anymore. 

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